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Hello, this is <name>'s voice. She's not here right now leave a message after the beep.
*Please leave a message after the beep. if you dont hear the beep, then.....
You have reached the number you have dialed. Please leave a message after the beep.
I'm not here but don't hang up. Leave a message at the beep and I'll call you back.
Hello. Hello? Hello! No, it doesn't look as if I'm in right now. Maybe you should leave a message or call me back later.
We're sorry, but the number you dialed is disconnected or no longer in service...
**Hi, this is <name>. If you're part of the problem, hang up now. If you're part of the solution, leave a message.
*The President is not in his office at this time. Please leave your name, phone number, the name of the country you wish to invade, and the secret password.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Leave me a message
And I'll get back to you.
*I'm uhhh... umm. well apparently I'm not here. Leave a message.
*Hi. This is <name>. If you are the phone company, I already sent the money. If you are my parents, please send money. If you are my financial aid institution, you didn't lend me enough money. If you are my friends, you owe me money. If you are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.
How do you keep an idiot in suspense? Leave a message and I'll get back to you...
*Can't talk now, please leave a message after the...
*Here comes the beep, hope you know what to do about it.
Right number, wrong time... Leave a message.
I'm not available right now so please leave a message, if you are too lazy to do that please hang up now.
**Hi. I'm probably here. I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you.
Hello. I'm available right now but cannot find the phone. Please leave a message and I will call you up as soon as I find it.
This is <name>, please leave a message... or call back later... or just hang up.
*Can’t talk now, its either too late, I’m busy, or I can’t find the phone.
**Hi!….Shut up and leave a message.
**You know the drill.
Hi. Now you say something.
Away Messages
Help I've fallen and can't reach my keyboard.
You must be bored to if you are reading people's away messages. I must be bored if I am telling you how bored you are. I am.
*I hate short away messages.
**There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.
**The difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know, and I couldn't care less.
Hey, just because I have a short attention span doesn't mean I
I am not currently available right now. However, if you would like to be transferred to another correspondent, please press the number that best fits your personality:
-If you are obsessive compulsive, please press "1" repeatedly.
-If you are codependent, please ask someone to press "2". -If you have multiple personalities, please press "3", "4", and "5".
-If you are paranoid delusional, we know who you are and what you want. We can trace your call. -If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and the little voice will tell you which number to press.
-If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter what number you press, no one will answer.
**People that read away messages for entertainment are stupid. Let me know if you find any good ones.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Leave me a message
And I'll get back to you.
The roses have wilted, the violets are dead,
The sugar bowl’s empty, and so is your head.
The roses stink, sorta like sheep,
But leave your name, number, and message after the beep.
The roses are molding, the violets are rotten,
And I might call you back, if I haven’t forgotten.
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There are four questions of value in life... What is sacred? Of what is the spirit made? What is worth living for, and what is worth dying for? The answer to each is the same. Only love.
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There are four questions of value in life... What is sacred? Of what is the spirit made? What is worth living for, and what is worth dying for? The answer to each is the same. Only love.
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Comment on my page if you want to talk with me in my chatroom .:#ADiverseCity:.
hmm...4 watchers...not so great
but hay
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Comment on my page if you want to talk with me in my chatroom .:#ADiverseCity:.
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Comment on my page if you want to talk with me in my chatroom .:#ADiverseCity:.
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